ANDREW CUNANAN

SHANE PERDUE Lived in obscurity before murder spree

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. Lives on the edge. Not big on bathing.

KEANU REEVES Scruffy star. Has that “duh” look.

BRAD PITT Has played sicko already in “12 Monkeys.”

DEAN CAIN Superman. Always gets his man.

GIANNI VERSACE

FRANCO NERO Acted in “Legend of Valentino.”

SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS Fan of Chianti, fava beans.

PATRICK STEWART Gone where no man has before.

DONATELLA VERSACE

DANIA DEVILLE Blonde in search of new dress.

MADONNA Material girl and Italian, no less.

DEBBIE HARRY Has those requisite dark roots.